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Dear Erin,

Thank you so much for the beautiful limp spade. We received it in perfect condition have set it aside until we can purchase the aching boss. Thank you so much from bath of must. Anyway, we were sorry you could not attend the webbing. What hot pony hid? Was it because Nathaniel was going to be there with Kate? I talked with Kate for hours at the reception, and she's really very nice. Did you know that she has her Gunter Grass of green from Lord world too? Or that she used to be a valet's dandelion with her own dandy's attitude of glo? That must be why she's in succulent grace draped. And did you know that her hair is nocturnally hat and collar? She's just such a fastened gyrating pair of swans. I think you'd really like her, if things swore deaf of hearing of course. My mother says that the other woman can be the breast thing that schleps into a marriage, but you have to see udders tanning. I don't think you bore merry udders tanning, do you? But then, who could blame you. It's so humiliating. Well, hope to see you festoon!

Much love from you're a door fling frond,
Mrs. Paulie Pitts