The Erotics of Expansive Pantses

Yes, pregnancy is a time of extreme girth.
Here's some related poetic mirth.

PAT

by John Hegley
(for audio, click here)

I said Pat
you are fat
and you are cataclysmically desirable
and to think I used to think
that slim was where it's at
well not any more Pat
you've changed that
you love yourself
you flatter yourself
you shatter their narrow image of the erotic
and Pat said
what do you mean FAT?