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You are John Ashbery. People love your work but have no idea why, really. You are respected by all kinds of scholars and poets. Even artists like you. But your husband's not one for a side-coif. And, in her last days, your grandmother on your mother's side took to shaking her head and looking at you out of the corner of her eye. Just let it air-dry, honey, he's always saying.


Which Famous Modern American Poet Are You?
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